O maior auotr de punch-lines ou quotations que existe no mundo inteiro é Woody Allen e quem diz o contrário é tolo. A sua inteligência e o sue humor sarcásticoi, cínio e recheado de non-sense sobressai em qualquer uma das suas frases. Por isso, este blog vai fazer serviço público e compilar algumas da melhores frases e diálogos de Woddy Allen, para usar em qualquer ocasião que o leitor necessite. Desde a fila para pagar os impostos até àquela discussão com o seu namorado/a ou marido/esposa acerca do facto de os cortinados estarem todos cheios de nódoas, porque ambos descobriram que não existe diversão sexual totalmente limpa, este post servirá uma panóplia de situações. Como este é um blog de respeito, está óbvio que se evitarão traduções...
"Human Beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun."
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it by not dying."
"For some reason I'm more appreciated in France than I am back home. The subtitles must be incredibly good."
"Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people - and kill 'em."
"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."
"Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right."
"That sex was the most fun I ever had without laughing."
"My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."
"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions."
"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy."
"A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to sleep with me and she said 'no'."
"And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they rent out my room."
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's so hard to find your way around Chinatown."
"The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers."
"Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing. Between 5, it's fantastic."
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